Resolution #1

Bringing in this new year brought new thoughts and ideas for Amandah.
She asked her fellow humans if they had made any resolutions.

To no one's suprise they were all

"lose weight".

Blah blah blah.

Sorry people,

but I can think of that one on my own.

So I went to the mattresses...

I apologize if this grosses you out.

 But if you're reading this blog,

this is either your first time here

OR

you are accostomed to it and

 you think me mildly entertaining/informative/interesting

and are now an addict.

Resolution #1

at first glance this may seem like a regular leg.

but upon inspection of the second leg...

you realize I am either a Croation wooly mammoth

or a  lazy person.

So this is a few months accumulation.

Now, to my defense it is cold outside.

 Heaven forbid my legs freeze and I be stuck in snow.

So, after i shaved my legs

(don't worry, i showered after)

I made this resolution:

Shave my legs at least once a week.



even i said ew.



and yes. I cleaned the tub.



I would also like to point out the fabulous MR.

 has never made any comments towards my hairyness

and STILL thinks I'm

"dead sexy"

That's when you know you've got a keeper.

Do you have any irregular resolutions? Do tell.