Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??

 To get away from the horrible Salmonella infested, hormone pumping, chicken farm! Due to the recent salmonella out break, eating eggs has never been more risky. Are you distrusting in your neighborhood grocers eggs? Do you fear for you family's safety wondering if any day they are going to turn belly up and DIE due to egg poisoning? Well, never fear, Wyatt's Salmonella-Free Eggs are here!!! That's right, a dozen eggs for 3 dolla. No where else can you get farm fresh eggs with the guarantee of no Salmonella!
       It seems like just weeks ago Silas brought home these cute little chickies who cozied up in a box in the garage under a heat lamp. What a life. Now they are big, ugly, and crap all over our driveway. Some might ask, why do you put up with it? Here are a few reasons why: 
#1  Wyatt loves to play with the chickens. He has named most of them 'Larry the Cabinet Guy'.

Wyatt and Larry

TI mean..we should capitalize 

Honky Tonka Chicken

       #2 They help with teaching responsibility... not that Wyatt changes the water, feeds them, cleans out the chicken coop or anything like that, but he does collect the eggs, and bring them to me.
       #3 Great exercise. After chasing these chickens around for ten minutes Wyatt is ready for bed.

       #4 Inspires creativity... thanks to the chicken deposits on the drive way.

Man eating chicken poo

    In conclusion, I would like to invite you to partake in these delectible wonders of the world! If you don't they will truly go to waste, as we have them coming out of our ears.

Thank you chicken Jane.

Happy, free range chickens, make good eggs.

Feeling a bit bloggy?

    The Hendricks family are like any other family you would meet in happy valley; hard working husband, talkative wife and two adorable cheek pinching children. But what's really going on underneath it all you might ask? Are they really that awesome and totally off their rockers as you think they might be? Well the answer is yes. They are.
      Well we spoke with the wife and mother of two, Amandah, earlier, and she says they probably aren't your normal and average family but that's what makes them so great.
      Their eldest son, 4 year old Wyatt, is quite out spoken and loves to be heard. He currently enjoys going to preschool, playing Nintendo DSI, and is becoming quite good at unloading the dishes. He still enjoys Thomas the Train very much but his parents are trying to find new outlets for him.


Our special boy Wyatt

    
      Max [the baby] succeeds at envoking awwws and ohhhs out of anyone he can. He recently had a tooth come in, and then make its way back out. No one knows where its gone, but we have our suspicions. He has started to explore the world of  taste and finding an explosion of flavors to his likes, and dislikes. He loves the attention his big brother Wyatt gives him. Although it is very physical, Max is very
disgruntled when [Wyatt] walks away. They like to spend time together playing peek-a-boo, pulling hair, and
 jabbingWyatt in the face.


Self proclaimed father



     Silas, (dad/husband) dabbles in ping pong and spends time with his chicks, (which amandah is ok with?). He has many hobbies which include but are not limited to: golf, hunting, hockey and some other stuff. He is a stellar husband, but a sore loser at UNO. His sons look up to him greatly and someday Wyatt   wants to work with his Daddy.

         Amandah, the matriarch, enjoys just about anything that involves creating. You can also find her crawled up in a corner popping Candy like pills, devouring a good book. She loves being the mother of three, i mean two handsome boys, and being a wife to the other.



Max de bebe



From Springville UT, happily ever until next time....