Leggo my Eggo

Looking back and thinking about pregnant people makes me laugh.

I say people because there was that one guy who totally had a baby.



Except why be a guy if you want to have a baby.
ANYWAYS!

As I've been trying to exercise and get back into

shape i reminisced about how glad I am I'm not pregnant.

Here are some reasons why:

I totally don't miss holding my back and waddling like a duck.

I don't miss looking like I'm trying to poo in the woods

when i bend over to pick something up with my legs as wide as they'll go

I don't miss being constipated

I don't miss throwing up right after i brush my teeth

I don't miss my hair falling out

I don't miss consuming every calorie put in front of my face

I do miss my boobs though.

But wishes do come true,

sooner than expected sometimes.

The moment you HAVEN'T been waiting for, I sure wasn't...

My Eggo is preggo.

Yep!

gonna have another baby.

 

Oopsie Daisy!

These things happen for a reason

so we're excited for our new person.